DANCING WITH THE STARS 2009 STYLE

HAS BEENS COME TO LIFE ON DWTS.

Dancing with the Stars has popularized many a B rated or unrated star. Who knew half of these people, let alone would want to watch them dance. Marissa Janet Winokur?? Now there was a star that was constantly on the tip of my tongue!!!

But, looking at how the popularity of many a dying star has been revitalized after this show (witness Drew Lachey and Mario Lopez), I can just hear Tom Bergeron now announcing the 2009 line up:

"Dancing with Maksim Chmerkovskiy is the incomparable Hillary Clinton. You may know her as the former Senator from New York, former First Lady of the United States and now former has been Presidential wannabe. She seems to have a lot of rhythm but she comes in about a beat too late. Let's see how her two left feet can really dance."

"And, not to be outdone by his wife, Former President Bill Clinton will be dancing with two time champion, Cheryl Burke. Make sure he puts his hands in the correct position, Cheryl and don't let him tear your dress. As for Hillary - she'll be watching you."

"Dancing with winner, Julianne Hough, is none other than former Vice President, Dick Cheney, who will be carrying his pacemaker with him at all times. We hear he can only turn to the right. Julianne will have her biggest challenge this year for sure. But, with Julianne's talent and Cheney's ability to manipulate any situation to his advantage, who knows what could happen."


"And, adding a bit of color to the mix, dancing with world champion, Tony Dovolani, is Former Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice. A real possibility to make it to the finals but probably not win, as Rice dances circles around everyone, but never quite seems to get the point of the dance. Tony is going to have a time keeping her focused on going from start to finish."

Can hardly wait till next season. Oh, maybe John McCain will be a contestant too, then Cheney won't feel so old.